HAPPY NEW YEAR, GOONS! :D

Well, in a few more hours anyway.

Holy mackerel, the year passed by so fast, askjdghlsakjfkds,  i'm still in shock.

Not that I'm unhappy to see it go, because this year basically sucked balls. An understatement, actually.

Though, next year will pretty much be torture too, i reckon. =_=

O PCK, look at you and your sexy man bits along with your SRZBZN face. It cracks me up turns me on. ;;

Y'know, as much as I am superbly! embarrassed about the way I posted/typed in 2006/07/half of 08, I feel so much better for myself when I see people who still type the way I did when I was young. Only catch is, they're older than me.

It makes me so horribly amused that I laugh pointedly at the screen, and even though I feel mean after doing so, i look at their faces again, see the make-up and dress-up (I wont use the proper term for dress up here. People might see and turn batshit crazy on me. 8d) they have styled very, very terribly, on themselves , that it makes me forget the guilt and start laughing all over again.

Srsly. And somemore the person's blog whom I stumbled upon by chance happens to know an aquaintance of mine. Birds of a horror feather flock together, i guess. |DDD which makes the hilarity twice as epic. Teehee.

One day, they'll see these photos and go: "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO", before attempting to delete all incriminating evidence. (perfect blackmail material, i reckon.)

..I wonder if people understand what I'm rambling about. Maybe one or two, or probably not. Lawl.

Ok shall sleep now. 8d

EDIT: WAIT. HAVE TO SAY THIS:

KEITO AND REITA HAS ARMS OF SEX. ♥ ♥ ♥ Keito has such nice, vein-popping, manly man muscles asjkfhkjdaflds. Makes me twitch in excitement. BD And Reita. Holordy REITA. Never have i wanted to see a black tank top on a man so much before.

...ok this is turning stupid. I'm sure I'll regret having typed this in the future. =_=

whyyyyyyyyy are children growing up so fast, sajkfhkjds.

TEN year olds are prancing around in short shorts and make-up an inch thick. Why, back when me and a.dodo were that age, we wore t-shirts & cargo pants and tied our hair in nerdy!fashion. D: WHERE HAS THE INNOCENCE GONEEEE.

Go play with your barbies damnit, its intimidating to see people so young act so old. 9_9

 

shitshitshit. I feel stuck. Stuck in what, idek, but kjasfkjdslfds, the thought is suffocating me. D:<

I think its because of that urge to write something but not having any clue where to start or how to start. >:

Damnshiet, I envy people who can write purple prose so well, and have a knack for developing such dream-like imagery along with their 3D characters that fit so well into the picture. Esp if they're young, like 13-15, wut. 

Jordin Sparks Battlefield has been on replay for the 14th time. It's strangely addicting. 8d Like the type of song suitable for replay 21372961784321 times without distracting you with overly weird melodies and strange autotune voices. It has a steady and predictable beat I like, hurr.

There's no reason for this entry really. A.dodo went offline about 1 hour ago and i feel the inane urge to type type tyyyyyyyyjdksfhkspe. I: 

Spent the evening sticking, pasting, decorating and doing general retarded-esque shit to my new organiser in an attempt to stop the regret flowing through me for buying it too quick and not liking it anymore.

Well, I have a picture of half naked Kai innit. BD Makes me happy in the pants, who can resist that sexy piece of man candy. ;;

Though I hope noone sees it. =_= 

ALSO, i had a dream this morning. Ms Seet found my blog, jkasdfhdsjkfkls. She announced it to me in a triumph-ful  like manner while wriggling her eyebrows, the hell. And my journal doesn't seem to be very family friendly, full of curse words and shit. =-= Oh god, the horror if this dream comes true.

Feeling the urge to write something. Not crack, but more those type of stories that are about life in general  and full of witty dialogue and an ethereal like quality setting. |8 Not that I am capable of writing such a piece, but its nice to imagine. 

School is starting soon, but it still feels so far away. I want to do so much stuff before school reopens, but i can't seem to gather enough energy (or money) to do so. 

I HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER WA REFLECTION! Hurrrrrr.

So i realise that I have not been blogging about some pretty significant things in my life. While this sudden rush of high is still somewhat within me, I shall attempt to blog about it! First of course, was Brown Eyed Girls's fanmeet.

Well, that had been a shitload crazy of 5 hours. Met Chloe at about 9.45am, and by the time we actually got to Orchard Central, there was already 200 or so people waiting around. I was so bored for the 5 hours, lordy.  

(ok im beginning to lose patience with this damn replacement keyboard as well as this entry)

I didn't really like the staff that was handling the event, it seems like just a few teenage kids pulled out from nowhere who happen to be mega fans of BEG and took it upon themselves to do the event. Whatever. After a while, just as we actually started moving, we got told so casually that "there were no more posters left, you can leave now kthx bye" by some teenage guy staff.

What the hell, I was pretty annoyed  at this, wasn't there suppose to be 500? The people in front of us didn't even break the 300 number, i'm betting. (Later we were told by the MC at the end of the fansign event that there were still posters left at the hair salon that sponsered BEG.) The so called staff also took down ALL our names for who knows what reason on a crappy piece of paper folded 32564327 times. They couldn't bother to count how many posters there were and then tell the people who didn't make the cut-off that they wouldn't be able to receive a poster and there was no point in waiting? That pissed me off a bit, thats just blatant disregard.

So me and chloe decided to head up to the Atrium after that, hoping to secure a place. Sadly, too many tall people. Waited around aimlessly for another 2 hours or so, watched a group of 5 very amusing teenage boys do Abracadabra's hip sway dance. (Later when Beg came, one of them  piggybacked on the other to take photos at a higher angle, whilst shouting JEA! in a very manly voice, laaaaaaaaawl.)

Finally BEG arrived, after being later for about 1/2 an hour or so. All of them are so tiny, asfkdjsfdjsl. The crowd started to get wild, and by some luck, me and Chloe got pushed all the way in front. :B Standing on my tip toes I could actually see them a little. Fansigning ended pretty quick though, like 25 minutes, even though it was supposed to be an hour. Ah well. I managed to get a poster later on though. 8d and i think i spotted my LJ friend, laaaaawl.

To end off, I don't think I'll be doing such things ever again,lawl. At least, not until someone like Super Junior or Shinee comes. Or Gazette. *___*

So anyway! ARC camp is finally over, with no particular damage done, that's a huge relief. Even for the pretty small turnout, everything seem to have turned out well and people actually enjoyed themselves, yey. ..Hopefully they're not lying. =_=

Jade was a character to see, really. Talk about a 360, she looks totally different, so final fantasy like. She's pretty though. Or rather, handsome looking.

Also, I apologise to Lynette (who will probably never see this ever) for scarring her with my twilight-infested stories as well as giving her the mental image of a naked maxene barbie. 

Right, im exhausted and dreading the day school reopens. Having srs doubts to being able to finish all the holiday homework given. 

And yes, I have surrendered to Twilight. I wouldn't say it deserves a best seller exactly, but I can actually easily see what Twilight has that can draw in people. Take the book with a pinch of salt, it's not that bad a book really, once you get past Bella's..character. (which still horribly irks me for several reasons which I'm too lazy to type) 

Once you've managed the first few 39 pages or so, it starts to get bearable, and even intriguing. Although I still can find faults with Meyer's writing, (like the use of overly cliche images and cheesy pickup lines) I have to admit that I enjoy purple prose quite a lot, so i can ignore the faults just a little bit to enjoy the story. It's a simple plot, and as much as i hate to acknowledge it, the character Edward really draws me in. As in, I can see the romantic appeal in him that all the tweens are going/was going gaga for. Apparently this book has also gotten alot of flak for having a non too creative plot, but honestly I couldn't expect the twists and outcome Stefanie came up with,lawl. But that's probably because this is the only vampire-ristic book I have ever read, so I can't judge the predictability of her ideas at all. People also complain about the almost abusive like stance of Edward & Bella's relationship and all, but honestly, don't take this book srsly and you might actually enjoy it.  Then again, I only speak for my easily impressive 15 year old mind, lawl. 

Now to get ready for all the finger-pointing and accusing mockery I will receive for admitting i like twilight. =_=

Am stuck on 500 words for work attachment reflection. |: I feel the urge to just type 263524632 flowery words and make my reflection sound as thought-provoking and intellectual as possible, but how do you do that with a reflection that starts with "Today was the first day at work, I was extremely nervous..-"? Sounds so pre-school already, geez.

Right, long entry will entail after I have churned out a worthless 500 word essay.

Brb. (blatant lie riiiiight thare.)

AM I MISSING SOMETHING, WHY IS EVERYBODY CALLING ME A LITTLE GIRL. D:<

That aside, thank you very much to those who wished me. :B I appreciate it, thanks for remembering. ♥ Especially to Cleo for being the first, and A.dodo for infiltrating my blog to post an insulting entry to your amusement. =_=

Aaaaaand to the three who went out with me today. B) hurr, met up with QX, JL & JY to go ice-skating at Kallang Leisure Park. We went for breakfast first, as Koufu. These three kept picking at my Saba fish and attacking it with their chopsticks, tsk. Then went for to the ice-skating rink. It was freakishly fun, not as scary as I thought, only fell once and scrapped my knee a little. I still maintain that it was JY's fault, she fell and pulled me down with her. 8d We felt so n00bish at the start, there were so many people already knowing how to skate and this Mr.Ng lookalike( only older ) was like twirling and stuff. Some stupid little puny girl laughed/giggled mockingly at us while trying to teach QX to skate. That tiny turd, she almost fell after the ice got resurfaced. Ha. >:D My god, she's totally the reason why I dislike kids. The trio also gave me a birthday present. BD A huge domo-kun pouch which I ttly don't know what to do with it but its jdkfhskld 100% adorablecakes.

Went to play arcade, spent like $10 on the pushing candy machines without getting anything. =_= Jiele got 3 stitch toys from it, askjdfhsklfds. I'm so horribly jealous. My mood fell a little after that, orz.

Then went for bowling. Well, they did. I watched and giggled mockingly. |8

Walked around aimlessly around the centre after that. God, I have to go ice-skating again. It's mad fun.

Thank you thank you guys so much for celebrating today with me. This is the best birthday ever. As well as the most accident-prone holiday. =_= First bitten by a lemur, burnt by a hot iron, and lastly death by ice-skating. (ok notrly, but you get the point.)

Augh, I'm exhausted. B.E.G's fansign is tomorrow! I want to go so badly. |8

MINNA-SAN GENKI DESUKA?!?!?!?!?!




J/k B:

WAI HELLO DEAR READERS OF SHUJUN.
She is currently being throttled (or a complete boobass) somewhere in Singapore :'D
I have assigned ninjahs to capture her and fill her puny brain with mindless interwebzzxzx.
And thus.

HERE IS THE *ahem* ~*~TRADITIONAL~*~ yearly psot 8'D


Well yes. -coughs- So, what do I write in this segment?

Q&A OF COURSE!

Here we go babeeeeh:

Q: Do I know this person... Shujun, is it?
A: Probably, since you're reading this, you're in the ~*~SIX LEVELS OF CONNEXXXION~*~ with her. Or you're here looking for her porn.

Q: What's her full name?
A: limauntie boob tard Lim Shujun.

Q: Is she really as obnoxious as she seems?
A: Why, no! She's the sweetest, loving, most caring and kind person-- I'll go to hell for that answer, so, yes she is :'D

Q: How tall is she?
A: *ahem* Her height has always been a sore point with her. Soooooooooooo, let's be kind and leave her height alone. And weight, come to think about it. Go on and ask about head circumference, though B:

Q: So, tell me, those she really watch porn?
A: Let's not taint anyone's innocence with bloody-play and phallic objects e_e

Q: Does she have any pets?
A: What an excellent question! Yes, it has been reported that she has a pet brother at home.

Q: Where does she come from?
A: The egg and the sperms meet and fall in love. And thus, we have our short and ever-grumpy aunt.

Q: Who're these Reita Gokusen Takaki JohnnyKitagawamahlove she speaks about?
A: her closet boyfriends Her porn addiction, srs. Especially the last one.

Q: Oo'er... does she at least make a good friend then?
A: Gee, if you count grunting unappreciatively at intervals when you gush your love for her. Other than that... yep, least she lets me deliver my loot to her house ;;

Q: Sooooo, what are her interests?
A: Porn watching. Need I say more? It's like one porn after the other. Porn is her therapy! 8'D She also likes long walks on beaches, good wine and the notes fa and so.

Q: ... *runs away*
A: Yep, thought so. My job is done 8}}}}}}}}}}}}}


tl;dr
happy birthday you big boob (literally 8'D), at least you went through all that shiet-crap with all the stuff and the pmsing friends and the siaosiao aunties off the side of the mrt and the weird ahbengs and the flailing of koike teppei for we seem to be the only one to recognise him and bananas in pajamas and bursting melons or happy pills and old-school maplestory and you trying to get me into jrock whilst i pass (non) subliminal messages of Y3 to you and the random ficcage
(“So I’m afraid of bugs!” cried Zhou Mi. “Henry’s scared of kimchi, but no one makes fun of him! It’s the violin, isn’t it? You’re all scared he’s going to clock you over the head with it.”) and the ZOMG FLAIL ANAN FLAIL PORN FLAIL and the inside jokes of sekritboots and uglehat and shit and also the GREAT EPIPHANY OF LJ and also, mostly, the long phone conversations 8'D (also, stay short. don't ever outgrow me 'cause i'll smack you upside down with a dictionary. ;;)

you owe me my birthday present nao D<

So, for a pre-celebration birthday celebration, went out with Jaclyn & Joanne, Danielle & Tracey today. 

First thing's first: here's the cliche "ilu guys, thank you very muchly for everything today. ♥"

Yesss, today was awesomesauce. We met up at cineleisure before watching Planet 51 and having lunch together. They paid for my entire meal, and our bill totaled to about $75 combined. !_! 

I also received these:

In red colour. Lawwwwwwwwwwl, maybe i'll flaunt them out tomorrow if i'm feeling ~adventurous~. 

Pictures are with Joanne, whom i've discovered today that she actually likes taking pictures, like the typical girly ~ put-cups-together-and-take-a-picture-because-it-depicts-our-friendship. ~

O: Colour me surprised!

Planet 51 was pretty nice, i enjoyed it, although I wanted Happy flight more. |D

Mooched around 331?@somerset (or something, w/e, the name confuses me.) and went to check out HMV after that. T-max was there earlier on for an event and just as i was about to leave, I spotted a section with their cds. And Joanne discovered an autographed album, one lonesome one left just sitting there. And all of them egged me on to buy it (except Tracey) even though i ttly don't even know T-max and I only have a vague interest with Yunhwa because of magnae rebellion and he looks goddamn pretty cross-dressing. And when I actually did, they went all , "omfg, you really bought it. |D"

...boobs.

Howell. I think this has the beginnings of the most enjoyable birthday ever, despite how fucked up these holidays & 2009 has been.

Again, thank you very much guys. 8'D

Feeling the inane urge to post, so here I am! And I just realised how the icons have disappeared. What a pity, they were pretty while they lasted. 8d

Ugh, this round of holidays have got to be one of the worst ever. It's so meaningless, I just want to tear my hair out in rage. The start of holidays was instantly marred with work attachment. |: After that one terrible week (although the people there were indeed nice) it kind of sparked off all the terrible other events. At least, that's what it feels like. =_= Insert a few more weeks of homework procrastination and ARC camp planning, and then we come to the last week of Nov, in which i had the long-awaited ~zoo CIP~.

Bloody hell, i am never ever going back to that hellhole ever again. Some parts wasn't that bad, cutting fruits, cleaning the naked mole rats cages and rats/mice tanks, changing tarantula's water bowls, etc. There was, unfortunately, an entire week of meal-worm picking (@#$%^&8!!!) and dead beetle sifting, and just when i thought it was finally over, I get fucking bitten by a ring-tailed lemur on my last day of work.
..story of my life, srsly. So now I have a neat little bite on my right arm after the lemur grabbed it and sunk its vampire fangs into my flesh before scampering off, that asswipe. It was bleeding like a mini fountain, though it honestly didn't hurt that much, blood was like spurting. >.>

I also happen to have 34532894032 mosquito bites, damn shiet.Not to mention that horrible ~awkwardness~ and out-of-place-ish feeling I had every waking moment I was there. >:

..Ok lah, I think I complain too much, because as much as i loathe these holidays to a terrible degree, I'm not exactly moving a finger to attempt to make it better. 8d I want to be productive (not in that homework sense of course) but i feel so sdkjfhdslfds laaaaaaaaazy. whatever.

ALSSSSSO, i feel horribly, horribly, unenthusiastic about ARC camp. I feel like it will be such a failure, I'll want to quit arc. :/ I would state the 3286463289432 reasons for why it's already deemed a fail, but i fear for the repercussions should anyone chance upon it. >:

I'm so out of fandom loop, sdfkjldkjslfasjdk. Like, WAT. AKANISHI HAD AN AN-AN SHOT. (lololololol pun.) And it's bloody drastic can, comparing to matsumoto and nobu.(?) Even beats Yamapi by a longshot, the poses. Idk about kimura takuya though. 8d

I'm only really ardently waiting for my Gazette DVD to arrive, though it'll be like around camp time, and asfjkadsfjdls the thought makes me depressed because I can't watch it immediately. I can't wait to hear how shiroki yuutsu sounds like live, *____* shit shit shit, the accoustic guitar riffs and the melancholic-ness of the song and sdkjfkdsflds..in truth I'm more like waiting for how Aoi will perform this. ;; with all the sexy hip rolling and bending of backs, ouh, my toes are wriggling in excitement.

I neeeeeeeeeeeeed neeeeeeeeeew musiiiiiiic. I'm getting so bored of my songs right now, I want something hard rock. No Kpop or Jpop, but something sajkdhsks screamish and all GO-TO-HELL!MAGGOTS!FUCK!DEFAMATION!@#$%^!!..-sh. And although Ruki's voice seems to be the voice I really like now, I don't want to wear it out lest I get bored of the same songs on the DVD before I actually watch it. >.>

NEW SONGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. COME TO MEEEEEE.
I wish SID would release another memai like song. I'm getting abit sian of the near jpop-ish happy tunes like One way.

I need to get started on homework. ||||:

I wonder how my birthday will be celebrated this year. Besides A.dodo possibly barging into my blog and making random yearly entry post tradition. thing.

Daaaaaaah. So i wake up one fine afternoon and am suddenly motivated to do something productive instead of wasting my time away flailing at fandom. No, its not homework I'm looking at, but rather learning the guitar and/or some Japanese writing. ino, so ~wannabe~, amirite. Oh hush up, you piece of scatological fool.

So, guitar first. Well, that interest stuck with me for approx. 15 minutes. =_= I tried to learn how to tune the guitar first, and with no musical background except for that pathetic 1 year in primary school cowering in fear at my guitar teacher. Damnit, piss me off only. =_= With 1 proper ear and another one blocked with a bubble, i can't hear/seem to pick out the sounds accurately. So i gave up. >.>

Am now learning (attempting to anyway) hiragana with A.dodo. :B God knows how long this will stick. =_=